and the winner is...

I'm sitting in my car at the convenience store after my hike, having a snack of beef jerky and coffee. (I know! Right?)

Out of the corner of my eye I see a flash of white approaching the door of the store. When I look up, I can't believe what I see! I grab my camera and wait.
Wait for it... wait for it...wait...

And there she is! Dressed in full-on beauty pageant regalia! Crown, sash and all!

All hail Miss Big Gulp!